What to write in a funny birthday quote

Funny birthday wishes cold be on the sarcastic or dry humor side, comical or simply amusing, view our fun quotes, messages and greetings for Facebook, WhatsApp, email or text message.

Writing tips for a funny Birthday greeting

You can copy and paste any of our funny birthday quotes below or use them as inspiration to write your own birthday greeting.
Old age, getting old, feeling old and anything about being old is the usual humor when writing a funny birthday message but you can also add humor with politics, fashion, size, wealth and many other topics depending on the person.

Happy Birthday! You can't be that old because we become wiser as we get older.

Great minds think alike. I'm thinking you are very old. Happy Birthday!

I didn't forget your Birthday but I did forget to send my best wishes. Happy Belated Birthday!

Congratulations, what a amazing achievement, this will be the oldest you have ever been. Happy Birthday!

If you celebrate more Birthdays you will live longer. Wish you many more Birthdays for the future!

If old age is the new middle age what comes after middle age? Happy Birthday!